Megalomania

I came across a swell joke recently concerning Megalomania- morbid delusions of one’s grandeur importance, godliness, etc. Here it is...


Churchill, Roosevelt, and Stalin were talking about their dreams:

Churchill: "I dreamed last night that God had made me prime minister of the whole world."
Rooselvelt: "I dreamed last night that God had made me president of the whole world."
Stalin: "How could you gentlemen have such dreams? I didn’t dream of offering you those positions!"