12.23.2005

NEW YEARS MEETING

I think it is past time for me to announce, inform, and otherwise invite you each to Grace Chapel Primitive Baptist Church's annual New Year's Meeting.

Specially invited to the meeting are Elders David Pyles and LeRoy Rhodes. Services will commence as follows...

Friday, 12.30.05
10:30 AM service
Lunch
Unofficial afternoon service
5:00(?) Supper
Evening Service follows

Saturday, 12.31.05
10:30 AM service
Lunch
Unofficial afternoon service
5:00(?) Supper
Evening Service follows

Sunday, 1.1.06
10:30 AM service
Lunch
5:00(?) Supper
Evening Service follows

Let it be known that there will likely be a late-night gathering at the church building Saturday to bring in the New Year of 2006. Everybody is welcome. NOTE: Neither Leno nor Letterman will be present.

THE END.

12.21.2005

Here I am in all my glory, with Chief Fechtie Heidsman behind me, ready for my defense in case of a mobbing...BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE SWISH!

12.20.2005

Pighenge

I went to the Tigers game tonight versus Louisiana Tech. We won 76-58, and Rodney Carney scored a career high, 37 points, shooting 14-25 from the field - better than 50%. for more info about the game, go here. After the game, I went out to eat with Bro. Kevin, Ryan, Tyler, and Aaron to the Blue City Cafe for the "best ribs in Memphis." They were actually pretty good. After we were done, Ryan and I created an art form with the leftovers...we named it Pighenge...

12.19.2005

In Dew Time

Yall probably think I fell off the face of the earth. I did. After a grand finale of late night writing which consisted of 5, 500+ word essays, a cup of amazing coffee, and some rigirous jumping jacks, I completed the semester unofficially. I had, of course, to drive to campus and hand in the papers before noon, which I did in good time. I guess that was Thursday last week. Since then I have started 4 different books with the final decision to read the last. These would include Mansfield Park, Emma, Till We Have Faces, and The Father Brown series (by G. K. Chesterson). I have since then thoroughly enjoyed the first couple of chapters of the lattermost title. Also in these past few days I have watched five movies - Spy Game, You've Got Mail (first time. very cute movie.), King Kong, Shark Tale (disappointing), and Italion Job. These were all very good movies except Shark Tale. Just didn't make me laugh enough. And I didn't dig the rap.

I finally got all my grades in for the semester, and In the final analysis, I was very pleased...

Chamber Choir A
University Singers A
Voice A-
World Civ B+
Enlgish A
Microeconomics A-
Global Garbage A
Calculus B+

...leaving me with a GPA of 3.746 and on the Dean's List. I don't know how being on this list is going to benefit me. Maybe I get free sausage for a year. Maybe I get 60% discount on all Dean Martin CDs at the local bookstore. or maybe I get a free Dean Guitar. I bet I'm gonna get an authentic cigerette butt that James actually smoked. sweeet.

For all you who were enquiring, I got an A on the "Salvation of Men"paper for English. YAY!

For all of this I thank God. He has been pleased to get me through the semester with few dints, and good grades. Thank yall for praying for me and the others who have just gone through their first semester in college. I am assured they made a difference.

I leave you know with my lineup for the Spring... (credit hrs in parathesis)

UNIVERSITY SINGERS (1)
CHAMBOR CHOIR (1)
VOICE (2)
MUSIC THEORY (3)
MUSIC APPRECIATION (3)
MACROECONOMICS (3)
ENGLISH 1020 (3)
GLOBAL CHALLENGE PART TWO (3)

12.14.2005

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder." -Alfred Hitchcock

somebody email me, I am in desperate need of temporary company!

CURSE YOU GLOBAL CHALLENGE!

I WILL YET PUMMEL YOU TO THE GROUND!

JUST ONE MORE DAY..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

12.12.2005

"Vengence is Mine, Saith ME!"


All throughout my high school days I wanted to burn my textbooks to the steak after the year was over. Textbooks including, history, vocab, economics, chemistry, algebra, biology, lit, yeah, I think that just about covers it.

Well, I finally got my chance. Ok, so I didn't burn the actual Calculus book, because it cost me about $100, but I did all the paperwork. Every last problem and test. Man it was fun. Really fun!...

12.09.2005

...Good Day!

Today has indeed been a good day. Thanks to my dear friend, Shenaynay, I finished my World Civ paper at about 1:30 this morning. I got a sound 7 hours of sleep, getting up at about 8:30. I went outside to get the paper and endured a very cold moment of time. All for the sports page. But as I have before pointed out, the Commercial Appeal's Sports Section is the best in the country. world. galaxy. So I read about the Grizzlies and the Tigers over breakfast which consisted of 3 of Mum's yummee french toasts and some grape juice. Then I went over Calculus stuff a little before I went to campus.

At campus, I handed in my World Civ paper, then went to the Fogelman building to take the calculus test, which I felt pretty good about. Man was it cold outside. Hot snow, hot snow! (sorry, that was an inside joke. only select individuals will laugh for knowledge of the saying. don't feel left out.) So I took all the time I needed to take that exam, and I'll tell you what, graphing calculators are handy things. After the test, I went home and did little. After a while, I checked to see if my Calculus semester grade was up on the web, and it was. I made a B+! I am very happy with this grade!

Then I went to Barnes and Noble and browsed for a long time, and bought two presents for two individuals.

Then I took a good nap, (which I hadn't had the pleasure of experiencing for a long time), before I went to the West Tennessee Youth Chorus concert. I am a proud (ok, thankful?) alumnus of this choir, and I really enjoyed seeing all the other bro's and sis's from my day (2 years ago). After the concert, Kaytlin, Erika, her sister Taylor, and I stood out in the parking lot, freezing ourselves in 20 degree weather, talking about stuff, and before we knew it, we were the only ones left. Then we left after a long episode of hugs, kisses, and otherwise unnecessary emotional outpourings. ok, so they didn't kiss me, just hugs.

Hence, I now head to bed shortly, thanking God for his blessings and mercy this day.
Good night little moon.

12.08.2005

Backfire...

I was doing some web research tonight for a paper I am writing, and at the bottom of one of the pages was an interactive ad, as you can see in the picture in the, um, picture. Well, I just couldn't resist the opportunity to rope the cow, for I expect I shall never have another chance. And I was just curious. Forget the "free" iPod. Anyway, I clicked on the ad, and this window came up asking me for my zip code so they could see if the offer was available in my region (yeah right). After looking it over, I got smart, realizing that whatever you insert into the "zip code slot" will automatically generate into the pre-made sentence that says your region is a contender for the offer. So I got creative. This is what I came up with...


I am sorry that it is so hard to read. What you want to focus on is black-fonted sentence in the smaller window.

12.07.2005

Things You Might or Might Not Want To Know About Me.

My revised version of this game. have fun.

hence, Seven Things...

to do before I die:
--learn to type correctly
--lead a choir singing William Billings
--go on my own road trip and visit anywhere I want to.
--see the Carribean Sea
--have a conersation with Shane Battier
--eat real haggis
--read the Complete Sherlock Holmes
--beat Jason in Rummi.

I cannot do
--sleep when I'm cold
--wear a brown belt and black shoes.
--eat cooked greens.
--drink v8
--type. period.
--not correct people's grammer in my head
--cry because everyone is leaving

that attracted me to my spouse.
--she likes (and is able) to waltz
--she makes me laugh
--she respects her mother-in-law
--she is very forgiving
--she can cook up a storm
--she is financially disciplined and thrifty
--she is beautiful beyond your comprhension

things I say most often
--Holy Cow!
--rather,...
--Oh well...
--dadgummit!
--yo bro!
--I love you! (Davis hears this the most, and I dare say, sometimes he is not of a very recieving nature)
--...please?

seven books I love
--Winnie the Pooh
--Pride and Prejudice
--the Thesaurus
--Holy Bible
--Lord of the Rings Trilogy
--Sense and Sensibility
--The Great Escape

movies I could watch over and over
--National Treasure
--Monster's Inc.
--Muppet Treasure Island
--The Magnificant Seven
--Spidey man?
--The Great Escape
--Davy Crockett and the River Pirates

people I want to tag
--Becca Box
--Ralph, Dodger of Sheep
--Dr. Smyth
--Reaganizer
--Setiago
--La
--Elyow'eynay

12.05.2005

Less Right

As of the last month or so, Davis has been on a reading spurt. Just yesterday, he came up to me while I was studying calculus and wrote his name for me backwards perfectly. S-i-V-A-D. I was very impressed, then I told him to spell it right, and he did. He is a very smart kid. He surfs the web better than Granny, and is a very proficient computer game player. So, recently Daddy bought these learning computer games for Davis that he was just checking out, and Mums, Pops, and I were looking them over. On one them we were reading on the cover how the game worked, and we read these two sentences...

“Golf stars mean great job! A red check mark lets your child know to try again.”

“A giggling star tells you when you’re right, and a frowing check mark lets you know you need to try again.”

Do you sense anything disturbing if not perverted about these concepts? Please tell me I am not in the dark...

etc...

12.04.2005

frantically studying for tomorrow's Calculus test... it's giving me a head ache.

12.02.2005

Dear Readers,
Please forgive me for abandoning you for now nine days. More and more I am prone to believe in inspiration. Get me not wrong, I am not laying the blame of my passiveness on inspiration, but I will certainly say that without it, the desire to blog, write, and other such creativities is significantly diminished.

But today is a new day, a new moment in time, that is built of enumerable nuggets of tragedies, histories, and comedies, all coming together to form a normal day that is little different from yesterday, yet so unique. Hence, I now present to you a work produced during one of those regular days at the office, whose life veins I gathered together, creating what lays before you... I hope you enjoy my English assignment, an Opinion Paper, whose subject I picked to be...

Concerning the Eternal Salvation of Men

Some Christians say that Christ died for everyone. I believe this is neither scriptural nor logical. Instead I hold to the doctrine called “Particular Redemption,” which states that all those for whom Christ died are indeed saved and will go to heaven, but that he did not die for each member of the human race. The reasons for my opinion I now relate to you, my dear reader.
It must first be asked, “What did Christ actually accomplish on the cross?” Hebrews 9:12 tells us that “Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us.” Hebrews 1:3 says, “When he had by himself purged our sins…” These verses clearly state that he actually obtained eternal redemption for those he died for by cleansing them completely of their sins. As Paul would say in 2 Corinthians 5:21, “For He [God the Father] hath made Him [Jesus Christ] to be sin for us…that we might be made the righteousness of God in Him.” The Great Transaction, as it has been called, was that our sins were laid on Jesus Christ and his perfect righteousness was transferred to us, such that now the God “who cannot look upon sin” (Habbakuk 1:13) not only looks upon us but welcomes our fellowship. Jesus not only paid the debt for those individuals but assumed the guilt of that debt as well.
Why is this legal transaction necessary? The answer lies in the nature of God. Romans 9:14 states “What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.” He works justly in all his actions. God must, if he is indeed God, punish sin. But by the same token God will not and cannot condemn to hell those people whose sins have been abolished by Christ’s self-sacrifice; to do so would be expressely against his nature of perfect justice. John Gill, an influential Christian author and theologian of the 1700’s, said this well in his Body of Doctrinal Divinity, “The reason why some are not punished in themselves, is, because Christ has made satisfaction for their sins, by bearing the punishment due to them.” If Christ died for an individual, that person is legally no longer guilty and will not, indeed cannot be condemned. He is, after all, not guilty, and an omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent, perfect God cannot err in His judgement. “Shall not the judge of all the earth do right?” (Genesis 18:25)

If, then, Jesus died for every man, the only possible outcome is that no one will go to hell. However, and most Christians will agree, Scripture clearly says that there are people in hell. For example, Luke 16:22-23: “…The rich man also died, and was buried; And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments…;” and again in Ezekiel 31:16: “When I cast him down to hell with them that descend into the pit…” In fact, Jesus himself talked about hell more than any other person or book of the Bible. If all for whom Christ died are certainly saved from hell according to the righteous judgement of God, but we know just as certainly from the scripture that there are some who inhabit that place of condemnation, the only possible logical conclusion is that Christ did not die for those people.
This belief is generally shunned by the majority of Christians. The argument that is often brought up is that Christ is unfair to save some and not others. This line of thought exposes a basic ignorance of the natural state of humankind; when our true nature is clearly understood, the fact that Christ saved anyone is rightly seen as nothing but gracious, merciful, and completely undeserved. Since Adam’s sin, all humans, through him, have been born sinners and totally depraved. Job 14:1 says, “Man that is born of a woman is of few days and full of trouble.” (Incidentally, this is easily proven by the fact that all men die – death is the ultimate expression of sin. …”Sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death.” James 1:15) Ephesians 2:1 tells us “You hath he quickened who were dead in trespasses and sins.” Must I actually define death for the reader? A spiritually dead man is as utterly impotent and incapable of sense to spiritual things as a naturally dead man is to natural things. He is not merely unconscious, he is without life. 1 Corithians 2:14 says about this, “But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.” Not only can a spiritually dead man not understand spiritual things, but he has no desire to; the natural man hates God, as we can see in Romans 8:7: “Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.”
As has already been shown, God, in his justness, must condemn sin. Gill says in his aforementioned book, “…Punitive, or vindicitive justice, is essential to God, or that he not only will not let sin go unpunished, but that he cannot but punish sin…” Therefore, in the name of Justice, all men deserve hell. God does not send anyone to hell – we bring upon ourselves that just condemnation by our own wilful transgression of his law. Every man since Adam has been born a sinner and proceeded to prove it by his actions as soon as he was able. As Romans 5:12 says, “Forasmuch as by one man [Adam] sin entered the world, and death by sin, so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned.” The Judge of all the earth would be just and righteous to condemn all men to hell.
But God’s nature is also defined by mercy. In his great mercy he chose to bring salvation to many. God was never obligated to do so, nor was his mercy based on any merit in them, for “…even their righteousnesses are as filthy rags…” (Isaiah 64:6). He did it “…not according to our works but according to his own purpose…” (1 Timothy 1:9). Ephesians 4:1 also speaks of this: “According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:” He covenanted with Christ for the latter to die on the cross and bear God’s wrath as a substitute. This substitution not only transferred the punishment, it also transferred the guilt, making those whom God chose to save legally and actually innocent before him. It is indeed all of grace that anyone goes to heaven.

Andrew's Thanks: Eld David Pyles, from whose discourse, Abstract to the Doctrine of Salvationas Advocated by The Primitive Baptists, I borrowed an idea or two; Dan KB, who helped arrange my thoughts on paper to an understandable fashion; My Dearest Mum, without whom, I would never have finished any of these papers.

11.23.2005

I feel that as a recepient of such faithful viewers as you, it would be no less than obligatory for me to breakfast my posting habits of late, for I have not posted since the seventeenth of this month.
In conclusion I wish for each of you a very happy Thanksgving, and may your bellies grow fat!

11.17.2005

I'm Siiiiiingin' in the Rain!

Nighttime at the University of Memphis as I walk out of the Rudi E. Scheidt School of Music building...Something about the lamposts always makes my mind wander back to Singin' In the Rain. But it wasn't raining. If it had been, I might have done the Gene Kelly thing. Sweeeet...

11.15.2005

To Do List

...my To-Do List for the rest of the week...

-Finish "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe." I began reading this last night, after a sudden urge to just read a book I had never read. I am now over 75% through it. Reading from and to class is a beautiful thing. (And reading during boring lectures. Yes, I admit it.)

-Figure out how to
not write a paper.

-Get through Calculus without going mad.


-Create a "Just Add Water" formula for winning basketball games with just 5 people.


-Win a basketball game with just 5 people.


-Get permission to not go to the extra rehearsal for La Boheme on Saturday, so that I might go to Jasper instead.


-Go to Jasper instead.


That just about wraps it up. See yall later!

11.14.2005

Fall in Memphis...

I decided to grab some specimens of what Memphis looks like in the fall. I am sure there are better examples, but I took what was convenient...


The following were taken on the Unviersity of Memphis campus...

I took this picture after a concert one night. It was dark, and I hadnt seen the campus lit up yet, so I got a good one of that...

11.13.2005

Rwanda and the Holocaust

the result of another late-nighter...

In order to understand and compare tribal controversies in Rwanda and the Nazi Holocaust, it is necessary that we review the history and actual events of these conflicts.
What is commonly referred to as the Rwandan Genocide was the result of civil war in Rwanda, one of the smallest countries in the world, located in central Africa. This event was essentially brought on by the pressure of human inequality. The Hutus and the Tutsis were the two primary ethnic groups in Rwanda. The Tutsis, although the significantly smaller group, tended to dominate the middle and upper classes, and the Hutus, about seventy percent of the population, were mostly peasants.
However, in 1962, Rwanda gained independence from Belgium, and shortly thereafter the underprivileged Hutus took up arms and revolted as a majority against the Tutsis, forcing over 200,000 to flee to nearby countries. But the Tutsis, determined to regain at least some of their power, formed the Rwandan Patriotic Front, with intent of reentering Rwanda.
In 1990, the RPF invaded Rwanda and forced the president, Juvenal Habyalimana, to sign legislature that would ensure a balance of power between the Hutus and the Tutsis.
This was not taken too well by the Hutus, for they had no desire to share their power. Three years later, in nearby Burundi, the first popularly elected Hutu president was murdered. Tension began to take dramatic steps upward. In April of 1994, numerous peace meetings were held between the new Burundi President, Cyprien Ntaryamira, and Habyalimana, Rwanda’s President. An anonymous ground assault was made upon the flight that was to take them both home after one of these meetings, killing both the Presidents. Hutus broke out in uncontrolled wrath and commenced the onslaught against virtually all Tutsis. This massacre lasted one hundred days, and in the final analysis more than 800,000 Tutsis died.
Hitler rose to power in Germany in January of 1933. During this rise, he condemned the Jews. He declared that the Jews were responsible for Germany’s loss in World War I. He also believed the Germans were the superior race. He said the best form of human was the light skinned German with blonde hair and blue eyes. In the midst of this he said that the Jews were quite the opposite, and their presence would only prevent the Germans from obtaining the racial supremacy that was rightfully theirs.
Roughly one percent of Germany’s population of fifty-five million was Jewish at the time, and the German Jews professed a relationship with the Jews only on the basis of religion. But they were slowly and surely suppressed. The Nuremburg Laws of 1935 stripped from them their German citizenship and allowed them to marry only Jews. Other cultural suppressants were enforced, leaving the Jews essentially disempowered.
The Holocaust actually began on November 9th, 1938, when a seventeen year old boy shot and killed a German embassy officer in revenge for the cruel punishment his Jewish parents had received from the Nazis. This event, titled the Night of Broken Glass, commenced Hitler’s large scale ambition to exterminate the Jewish race from Europe. In the summer of 1942, Hitler ordered “The final solution of the Jewish question,” and from that point on, Jews were mercilessly killed by the thousands. The Nazis had concentration camps all over the country to “store” their Jewish prisoners, often shooting them or gassing them to death in massive numbers. Shortly after the Furher’s orders had been given, nearly two million Jews were transported to camps in Poland to be gassed. The Nazis often lied to their prisoners, sometimes telling them that their clothes were being sanitized when they were being stripped naked, only to march them into life-ending gas chambers. On July 30, 1942, The New York Times by way of the London Daily Telegraph reported that one million Jews had been slaughtered. This leaked information gave anti-Germany countries like the United States incentives to take action against this mass manslaughter and put an end to it. In January of 1944, U. S. President Franklin Roosevelt created the War Refugee Board, in an attempt to help other countries in the saving of Jews. The WRB, with the aid of determined individuals from allied countries, was able to save 200,000 Jews from being sent to their deaths.
There were a few incidents when Jewish prisoners banded together to attempt resistances against their adversaries. The most remarkable of these efforts was when seven hundred and fifty Jews armed with smuggled weapons overtook two thousand Nazis, and forced them to flee.
By 1944, the war tide had turned on the Germans, but still Hitler surged on until his last breath. Eventually the Allied forces overtook Germany and Hitler. Seeing that he was surrounded, he committed suicide on April 30, 1945, in Berlin. But Hitler had not failed in his warped attempt to “settle the Jewish question.” By this time, over four million Jews had been gassed and two million shot, exterminating almost all of Europe’s Jews.
These two catastrophes are similar in some ways, yet contrast sharply in others. They were each attempts to expire a human race – the Tutsis in Rwanda and the Jews in Europe. However, Rwanda was an underdog effort to dethrone an overbearing power, whereas in the Holocaust the powerful oppressed the weak to further promote their own power. The Hutus in Rwanda essentially created a rebellion that answered a natural call to defense, but they went to unnecessary and horrific extremes in their aggression. On the other hand, Hitler had other motives than just to annihilate a race he hated. He believed that the issue of race fit into Darwin’s well-known concept of “survival of the fittest.” Hitler thought he was improving the human gene pool by ridding it of weak links when he killed six million Jews all in an effort to make way for the superior Germans to rise in their human ascendancy.

11.10.2005

Three Philosophers

An Essay for World Civ. Ignore the length...

Pericles, Confucius, and Socrates were three thinkers from the first millennium b.c. who not only had substantial influence over their contemporaries, but upon the history of philosophy to the present day. Each had his own idea of what would constitute an ideal society.

Gleaning from Pericles’ funeral oration for soldiers in 431 b.c., we can learn what he thought was an ideal Athenian society. One of his main emphases was equal opportunity for all citizens. He argued that everyone is capable of benefiting the state; even the poorest should not be considered waste or baggage to the community. Pericles said of this, “Neither is poverty a bar, but a man may benefit his country whatever be the obscurity of his condition.” Of the rich and the well-known, Pericles said, “…When a citizen is in anyway distinguished, he is referred to the public sector, not as a matter of privilege, but as a reward of merit.” In other words, the only difference between a poor man and a rich man is not that the latter is inherently better, but that he earned that position.

Pericles believed that, as with any freedom, citizenship comes with responsibilities. Pericles desired that the citizen would be faithful to obey the laws of the country, and suggested that “we are prevented from daily wrong by respect for authority and for the laws…” He also wanted the citizen to assume an active role in public affairs: “An Athenian citizen does not neglect the state because he takes care of his own household, and even those who are engaged in business have a very fair idea of politics.” Pericles even proposed that not to be involved at all was unacceptable: “We alone regard a man who takes no interest in public affairs, not as a harmless, but as a useless character.”

Another of Pericles’ ideals was that the people would have such patriotism and love for their country that they would willingly if not eagerly serve in the military: “If then, we prefer to meet danger with a light heart but without laborious training, and with a courage which is gained by habit and not enforced by law, are we not greatly the gainers?”

Pericles imagined a country that is fair to all and whose citizens in turn offer their individual influences in the political sector. This ideal state would be such an upstanding and noble institution that to serve it, even to the point of sacrificing one’s life, would be a privilege.

Considering these criteria, Pericles would find our society too little involved in the public sector for his taste. He would realize that by and large we have a selfish society, but he would applaud our commitment to militaristic duties and our strong patriotism in times of crisis.

Another philosopher, Confucius, lived around 500 b.c. in China. Although he wrote little, his students faithfully recorded many of his thoughts on various matters. From one of these documents, The Analects of Confucius, we can discern to some extent Confucius’ vision for an ideal society.

Confucius said to one of his students, “Devote yourself to the proper demands of the people, respect the ghosts and spirits, but keep them at a distance – this may be called wisdom.” Confucius admitted a supernatural world, but preferred to stick it on the back burner, for his real concern was in developing humanity.

Confucius had strong moral standards for human action: “The gentleman cherishes virtue; the inferior man cherishes possessions.” He believed the good man would do right despite the consequences, and would consistently work toward a higher and more respectable level of humanity.

Confucius also believed that if “the powers that be” ruled honorably this would be enough to lead a society. When asked about government, he said, “If a ruler himself is upright, all will go well without orders. But if he himself is not upright, even though he gives orders, they will not be obeyed.” It is evident that Confucius thought the human was basically good, and with effort, would be able to rise above the evils of life, and live in a selfless and moral fashion. Once, a student asked him, “Is there any one word that can serve as a principle for the conduct of life?” Confucius said, “Perhaps the word ‘reciprocity;’ do not do to others what you would not have them do to you.”

We can see that Confucius envisioned a society in which government was pure, the people were respectable, and humanity was working toward perfection. Were Confucius to live today, he would find government unacceptably corrupt, with a low standard of honor. He would be disappointed in the general public’s mindset of self-interest and lack of “reciprocity,” as he so ably put it.

Socrates, like Confucius, composed few literary works, if any; however, his disciple, Plato, recorded his speeches and discourses. By examining a few of these works, namely Apology (399 b.c.) and Crito (360 b.c.), we can see that Socrates believed the greatest thing one could have was wisdom. He did not want common opinion to rule the day, but rather for each individual to search himself and the ideas he encountered, and to judge their validity for himself. During the trial which decided his death, Socrates said, “The unexamined life is not worth living.” He believed that the human life was ultimately a search for truth, and everything we do is a result of either our ignorance of truth or our knowledge of it.

Socrates also deemed it necessary for one to be a good citizen. This included being faithful to obey and uphold the laws of the land. He believed this literally to the death, and became a prime example of an honorable citizen when, after receiving the death sentence, he refused to let his comrades free him unlawfully. He knew that if he forsook the very principles he had lived to teach, the impact of his life’s work would greatly diminish.

Were he to analyze today’s society, Socrates would be himself and search for the truth. Although he would be disappointed in the widespread immorality, he would be happy that it is becoming easier than in the past for one to consider diverse information on any given subject and develop a personal opinion.

Pericles, Confucius, and Socrates were all influential characters in their times and each developed strong ideals for his society. Their philosophies revolutionized the way life and the world are viewed and have been the foundation for what we know as modern philosophical thought.

11.09.2005

I can now say with honesty that I have skipped a whole class. It felt really good. Dr. Brown, it had nothing to do with your fascinating lectures, I promise.

Last night I was up till 2am studying for the calculus test that commenced this morning, and building the foundation for my essay that is due tomorrow. I drank about 6 glasses of tea, and the only reason I didn't drink 7 was because there wasn't any more. So I reverted to hot tea. This hot tea, was very refreshing to my sizzled nerves, and after I had a little revival in my study life. I emphasize little. Then I did 100 consecutive jump n jills and this actually worked. My eyes became as light as feathers, and I pushed on, deep into my essay. After about 30 minutes or so, I got out Granny's instant coffee, and made myself a very tasty French Vanilla Latte.

When I finally went to bed, my stomach was in pain, but I knew that disturbance would be swallowed up in my need of sleep. In about 20 minutes it was 6:200am, or so it seemed, and I arose from my chamber with an enhanced version of my stomach ache. Coming downstairs, I went directly outside, fetched the paper, and then fixed me some Quaker Squares (yum yum) and read about the Grizzles win over the Seattle Supersonics, 94-69. I then went to my calculus book and studied for about 2 hours. My ill self steadily got worse. (that was a bad sentence, so all you peoples out there, don't use that as a guideline for good english grammer.) (hahah, get it? I spelled grammar wrong!)

at about 830, my attention was reverted to the front door by the sound of - a door bell. I really needed to be leaving at that moment. It was a lady that wanted to paint our house numbers on the curb, as she had in the past. It cost ten dollars. I said I would go try to find some money. I came back empty handed, for I could find no cash anywhere that amounted to 10 dollars. She said, "Well, we can take coins and penny bank stuff." I thought, "holy cow, lady, are you from India?" Actually that isn't what I thought, but it would have been funny if I had. I told her that I was in a rush for classes, and she got desperate. So I went to find some money. I found it somehow and gave it too her. I hope she was happy. I wasn't. So I ran as fast as I could upstairs, which happens to be nothing short of normal, prepared myself for leave, and left.

At class, I still felt bad, but I knew that I would make it through the test. Maybe not with flying colours, but through nevertheless. I passively said to Libba, my calculus friend person, "Lord help us!" And I meant every word of it.

So now the test is over, and probably didn't do very well, but right now, I am not going to worry about it, because I don't like to dwell on the past, but rather, pursue the future. So beware, if you ask me about the test, I will probably respond with "ha."

THE END.

(note for all you debaters and philosophers, I did not say ignore the past, I said don't dwell on it.)

11.07.2005

Acquittal

I wrote this poem in an attempt to shed my emotions. I hope you enjoy it, but above all I desire that it bring glory to God. (note: direct comments are to God)...


PART ONE
What can I say for my iniquity?
To you it is no more hidden from sight
Than the blackness of the night.
Yet I continue to defy you,
In my ignorance, yea, even in my wickedness
I turn my back to the one thing
That can save me from total annihilation.

Will I learn to let go of the world?
Can I defy rather than you, him?
He who subtly prowls the earth,
Excitedly anticipating his next prey.
And I as a dead man, stand idly by,
Knowing no different than to play with
The bait that hides the hook.

What can I say for my fault?
In a thorn field I walk and even so
I reach for the plant
And get the stem.
I know no better for I am blind –
For my blindness, I shall fall,
For my fall, waits hell.


PART TWO
As I am strengthless,
My adversary will conquer me.
Not because of his strength,
But because of my inability to protect
Myself from his snares.
I will go down like a wingless butterfly,
Straight to the pits of eternal decimation.

Yet as I plunge blindly to justice,
As my sin, my transgressions, pull me down
To my necessary fatality,
My sole and righteous friend, for constant and imperishable love,
Stripping from me my hell-bound identity,
Bears it as his own and covers me in stead
With his robe of spotless righteousness.

To my death my Saviour goes,
And I, as he, am lifted from the blackness of darkness,
Escaping the pit of justice,
Liberated from my adversary’s snares,
To live blamelessly among immortals.

PART THREE
With what shall I repay him?
For my Saviour lacks nothing.
Even as he gives freely his righteousness,
Yea, even his life, still he loses naught.
With what shall I favour him?
Yet he who wants not
Needs no reward.

And if he was in need,
I would have nothing to give.
For what good I have now, is his,
And the sin in which I was once covered,
He has taken from me.
So even as I have done nothing
And received everlasting grace
From my friend, my Saviour, I have been given
The free gift of life.

11.06.2005

For all you read freaks who would read even if it were raining in the building, raining cash 'n cahds... HERE'S TO YOU!

11.03.2005

Exhibit A.














Here are a few neat shots I took back when the Bruces came over for Aunt Rachel's Bday. It then, goes without saying that I was using Aunt Lynn's camera... I would suggest opening them up individually, that you might get the better effect.... Also, might you "vote," as it were, as to your favorite foto?

...van Beethoven

LET IT BE KNOW THAT ANDREW'S NEW BLOGGER IDENTIFICATION IS HENCEFORTH, LUDWIG, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

This reform is due for at least two reasons...

1. My choir recently sang the last movement of Beethoven's 9th Symphony, and it is a very challenging choral piece. Out of admiration and respect for van Beethoven's skill, especially considering he was deaf, I have decided to call myself "Ludwig," it being his first name.

2. I went bowling of late, and upon much consideration, decided on Ludwig for my alias. This name is one of a kind, yall. I mean, who would name their child "Ludwig" other than Beethoven's parents?

You have the option of pronouncing "Ludwig" one of two ways (or both ways, if you like): the germanish way... "loodvig" (with a very aggressive "v") or the american way... "luddwig."

So there you have it.

I am LUDWIG.

10.29.2005

"Andrew needs..."

I guess it is my turn to play this game. If it is a game. Go to a search browser and search for "(insert your name here) needs" and put down the 5 best ones. (or 10)...

Andrew needs all the prayers he can get.

Andrew needs a belt. [He] is showing his undies, what a classy moment.

Andrew needs sleep, badly.

Andrew needs to participate in social skills training directed by school professionals.

Andrew needs assistance from an occupational therapist at school.

Andrew needs a permanent placement in the northwest ­ he could be adopted.

Andrew needs to know how long it takes to extract DSTs from HPSS.

Andrew needs to apply wood preservative to one side of his garden fence.

Andrew needs strong parents who will remain steadfastly committed to him.

Andrew needs a patient and experienced family who can provide a structured and supportive environment.

10.26.2005

it's a liger...





Announcing the 28 anniversary of Jon Heder's birth date!

He is one talented guy, that Napoleon Dynamite. Since his audience-stunning and fame-gathering performance in "Napolean Dynamite," Jon has amassed four movies on his list for 2006, and still one more for 2007 as of now. It is hard to believe that Napoleon Dynamite is 28, but he is, so I guess we better get use to it...

10.25.2005

2nd Chance

Forgive me my faithful readers, if you think I have overdone it, but I just couldn't bare to see how most of you failed so miserably on my quiz. To make me and you feel better about ourselves, I have decided to construc tanother quiz that will hopefully provide a better outcome than its predecessor. I hope you enjoy!

I love...this

10.21.2005

APB's English-got-out-55-minutes-early Quiz

Hey everybody, I created a quiz about me for you. please do it.

Take my Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com!

10.20.2005

"EVEN SO, COME LORD JESUS."



Rev. 22:20

10.19.2005

How to Break a Fall


Hmm, I almost forgot what it was like to blog a post. I guess we found out that for at least 4 days if you give me a stretch of 50 acres, a fishy pond, a shotgun, and some shells, then I can in fact live without a computer. That was the best fall break I have ever had. In my life. Definitely. I love fall breaks. I feel like writing a poem about fall breaks...

Away from the x and y,
away from beethoven's 9th,
away from authenticity of ethnicity,
away from the arguing pen,
away from the supply and demand.

this constitutes my stop.
this composes my fun.
this forces me to relax.
it is call fall break.

well wasnt that perty. It just goes to show how random you can poetize when you are listening to someone singing through little cords. amazing isnt. I don't even know if that made any sense. but heck, i am having a good time, so it doesnt really matter!

I know you are all just cringing with impatience to hear the news flash of my break. I mean, I would too if I knew that the guy with the coolest brothers in the world had gone on a fall break with his bros. That is like the bestest thing ever. ok on to the flash...

.Apb catches a 4 pound catfish on the first night. everybody goes wild.

.dave learns the hard way that you arn't suppose to go fishing on sunday morning...andrew goes fishing on sunday morning with his sidekick, dave, and from desperation of a catchless morning, hooks dave on the ear, giving him a very clean peircing. This was the largest catch of the weekend for apb, and dave wore an earring to church that morning. (wait, that last part isnt true, I guess we have some fishy reporters) (sorry, that was really bad)

.On monday morning, the bros get out the shotguns and skeets. harry hits his first two skeets. apb is very amazed. then andrew hits first 2 skeets too. he is very amazed again. roy, well, he was a good skeet thrower. andrew became obsessed with shooting skeets with the 12 gauge, and emptied about 40 shells all in all, by himself.

.Apb pays for his fun tuesday morning by aquiring a very wounded shoulder. but he decides it was definitely worth it.

.andrew doesnt catch any more fish until monday night in the moonlight. he saw a shooting star, and caught 2 more catfish, neither of which were quite as big as the first one he caught.

.mama cooks a whole bunch of killer good meals. we all eat well.

.apb, harry, roy, and logan all get in the pond and play "hurt each other with hard clay balls from the bottom of the pond." roy and apb get a canoe and use it for a defense. they all play for an hour and then they all get very tired from having so much fun and decide to stop hurting each other. this was probably a good idea.

.all the boys have fun on the go-cart except for apb, who tried, but whose legs barely fit in it and found it to be a rather unsafe and uncomfortable experience. he decides to let the other boys enjoy aquiring sore rears.

.we all decide we had a great time and leave.

THIS IS THE END OF THE NEWS FLASH. IF ANY BELIEVES ANY OF THE AFOREMENTIONED INFORMATION TO BE FALSE, PLEASE CONTACT THE PRESS SERVICES OF SHED OF EMOTIONS BY CALLING 1.888. I-R-STUPE. copyright apbblogs, inc.

10.13.2005

Excerpts from the Analects of Confucius

In World Civ, we were assigned to read excerpts from the Analects of Confucius, which was put together by Confucius’s students of things he said. From this document I have compiled a few excerpts of my own that I found particularly interesting…

…Chunk-Kung asked about humanity, Confucius said, “Behave when away from home as though you were in the presence of an important guest. Deal with the common people as though you were officiating at an important sacrifice. Do not do to others what you wouldn’t no want them to do to you. Then there will be no dissatisfaction either in the state or at home.”

...Someone inquired: “what do you think of ‘requiting injury with kindness’?” Confucius said; “How will you then requite kindness? Requite injury with justice, and kindness with kindness.”

…Tzu-Yu asked about filial piety. Confucius said: “Nowadays a filial son is just a man who keeps his parents in food. But even the dogs or horses are given food. If there is no feeling of reverence, wherein lies the difference?”

…Once when Confucius was in Ch’en, the supply of food was exhausted, and some of his followers became so weak that they could not stand up. Tzu Lu came to the master in disgust, saying: “Then even a gentleman can be reduced to such traits?” Confucius said: “A gentleman may indeed be so reduced. But when an inferior man is in straits he is apt to do anything.”

…Confucius said: “Lead the people by laws and regulate them by penalties, and the people will try to keep out of jail, but will have no sense and shame. Lead the people by virtue and restrain them by rules of decorum, and the people will have a sense of shame, and moreover will become good.”

…Tzu Kung asked about government. Confucius said: “The essentials are sufficient food, sufficient troops, and the confidence of the people.” Tzu Kung said: “Suppose you were forced to give up one of these three, which would you let go first?” Confucius said: “The troops.” Tzu Kung asked again: “If you were forced to give up one of the two remaining, which would you let go?” Confucius said: “Food. For from of old, death has been the lot of old men, but a people without faith cannot survive.”


On the Gentleman…

…Confucius said: “When nature exceeds art you have the rustic. When art exceeds nature you have a clerk. It is only when art and nature are harmoniously blended that you have the gentleman.”

“The gentleman first practices what he preaches and then preaches what he practices.”

“The gentleman is always calm and at ease; the inferior man is always worried and full of distress.”

“The gentleman understands what is right; the inferior man understands what is profitable.”

“The gentleman cherishes virtue; the inferior man cherishes possessions. The gentleman thinks of sanctions; the inferior man thinks of personal favors.”

“The gentleman makes demands on himself; the inferior man makes demands on others.”

“The gentleman seeks to enable people to succeed in what is good but does not help them in that is evil. The inferior man does the contrary.”

“The gentleman is broad-minded and not partisan; the inferior man is partisan and not broad-minded.”

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Global Challenge Ethnicity Project

UNHP 1102 – Project #2
Dr. Kolbe
10.13.05
Andrew Beauchamp
I was asked to visit one of several ethnic restaurants laid before me and detail my visit for this paper. I chose Abyssinia Restaurant which is located on the bottom floor of an office complex at 2600 Poplar Avenue, in Memphis TN. I went with my father for dinner on Thursday night, October 6, 2005. I selected this restaurant in part because I do not enjoy oriental cuisine and I was informed by my parents that Ethiopian food is not of that sort. Also, the Ethiopian culture is one I am unfamiliar with, and because I had not partaken of any food of that ethnicity, I was interested in trying it out and thereby expanding my repertoire of ethnic foods. When all was said and done, my visit to Abyssinia restaurant proved to be a very useful source of learning about the ways of Ethiopia.
     We arrived at the restaurant at about 7:30 p.m. and upon entering, found it low lit and empty. I instantly smelled a strong spice that was rich and seemed to bite at my nostrils. This vapor constituted a sense of ethnic uniqueness for the restaurant and remained a part of my experience for the rest of the evening. We were greeted with the thickly-accented voice of Yilma, whom I later discovered to be the proprietor, and were promptly seated around a little, square table with four chairs. I took the seat across from my father and we were then handed menus and glasses of water. After a lengthy examination of the thirteen possible meals, I chose the third dinner, Yebeg Tibet. This consisted of “half a pound of lamb, sautéed with onion, garlic, a specially blended, spicy, pure-filtered butter served with awaze.” Because I had never eaten lamb, this selection was particularly appealing to me. With this meal, I ordered Guava juice, which was recommended to me by the proprietor. It proved to be a thick, sweet juice, reminding me of prepared nectar, which it likely was.
     After completing our orders, Yilma offered to show us around the place, for there were many decorations of various sorts that helped give the restaurant a feeling of ethnicity. There were many pictures of Ethiopia portraying the landscape and in some cases the activities of everyday life. Also present were multiple photographs of Haile Selassie, an Ethiopian emperor who was, during the time of his reign, a religious symbol for God incarnate. Along the walls were many articlesreflecting the culture of Ethiopia including a hand-woven basket about the size of a pitcher, paintings capturing moments in daily life, and a wooden carving of a giraffe which was about eighteen inches tall. In a room off by itself was a traditional meal setting. The table was a large hand-woven basket the shape of an hourglass. It had a lid which covered a bowl within the body wherein a large plate of food was placed. This was called a “masbawark” and around it individuals could sit and have a group dinner, all eating from the same plate.
     After this, we were informed that our dinner was ready, so we returned to our seats and were confronted by a large plate of food. On this platter was a large assortment of food including lamb, collard greens, cabbage, beef, chicken, cottage cheese, beets with jalapeños, diced potatoes with jalapenos, and lettuce with tomatoes. The collard greens, cabbage, beets, potatoes, and lettuce were available mainly to add flavor to the dinner, for they were not spectacular, and I could have had them just as easily at home. But we were informed that the cottage cheese was made there at the restaurant, and although I did not have any, my father said it was delicious, even though he doesn’t like cottage cheese. All three of the meats – the lamb, chicken, and beef, were particularly tasty. The chicken came as a thigh covered with sauces and spices, which also covered the pulled beef. The remaining meat and my personal favorite was the lamb. This was prepared in soft, juicy chunks, and I found it to be satisfyingly spicy. This provided a very unique flavor to the lamb, which I will now, no doubt, associate with Ethiopian foods. Underneath all of these items, acting like padding, was a stretch of enjeren. Enjeren, which is exclusive to Ethiopia, is a variety of bread made with a very small grain called teff. To help one understand how tiny it is, consider the fact that the weight of 150 grains of teff equals that of 1 grain of wheat. Prepared, it makes a spongy and stretchable flat loaf that is torn off in pieces and used to gather and grab your food. Since it is bread, one generally eats it with the bite of gathered food as just another food item. I was surprised to see how clean my hands reminded after having used the enjeren as my “utensil.”
     After finishing my scrumptious meal, I was able to interview the proprietor, whose full name I learned was Yilma Aklilu. He said he came to the States in 1986 and has lived in Memphis for six years. He started the restaurant about four and a half years ago and it has been family run ever since. I also learned some about Ethiopian culture. For example, both the male and female inherit the father’s name. Even when a girl is married, she retains her father’s name. One thing he said that I found particularly fascinating was that the Ethiopian language, Amharic, is the only written language in Africa.
     On my way out of the restaurant, I was able to speak to two different couples. They each were regulars, and to my surprise both came to this particular restaurant because they were vegetarians. I found this slightly puzzling, because in my opinion, the most notable food was meat, but I suppose they had different tastes that I.
     My experience at Abyssinia Restaurant was very rewarding. However, there are a couple of things I would do differently were I to visit again. First I would make sure I was there for my enjoyment, and not have to concentrate on an assignment. I would also like to try some food item that was unique to Ethiopia. This would potentially enhance my enjoyment of Ethiopian cuisine, and broaden my general knowledge of it – something I am interested in pursuing. I was very happy with the general atmosphere of the restaurant – not too formal, but nice enough for two to have a quite and peaceful evening. The service was excellent, and I was happy to discover that the waiters were unusually friendly and accommodating. I left feeling I had had a remarkably successful night – the sensation of a full stomach, and a desire to return again in the future to Abyssinia Restaurant.

10.10.2005

Long Live The Memory!

This is a picture of the Grace Christian Warriors and their coaches at the sports banquet of the '04-'05 season and my senior year. The basketball experience was likely the greatest part of my high school career, playing the Warrior since I was either old enough to be on the team or big enough to at least half way fill up a jersey. I'm telling you right now everybody, and especially you who have made Warrior Basketball possible, being a part of that basketball team is hands down what I miss most since I have graduated. Those are times I will never forget, so long as the Lord gives me a sound mind. I really must stop now, or I will start tearing up. I almost cry just looking at that picture. From left to right. Standing: Steven Rogers, Fred Hogan, Seth Guess, Tyler Poe, Andrew Beauchamp, Ryan Poe, Noah Guess. Kneeling: Logan Green, Roy Beauchamp, Nathan Guess.

World Civ Paper #2

I handed this paper in this morning for World Civ...

It has been asked of me to consider three documents, The Egyptian Negative Confession, the Mesopotamian Code of Hammurabi, and the Hebrew Mosaic Code, decide which of the first two more closely resembles the latter, and expound as to why.
In order to decide, we must first establish the purposes of these documents. As its name suggests, the Negative Confession is a statement that is to be recited to the god, the “Lord of Justice,” and declares the confessor not guilty of many different sins by professing, for example, “I have not committed murder.” By examining the many statements in the confession one could certainly infer what was thought of as right or wrong in that society, but the function of the document is clearly different than both of the other articles.
The Mosaic Law sets forth ten commandments by which to live and govern one’s life. It proceeds with numerous instructions and penalties dealing with specific everyday life situations.
Like the latter section of the Mosaic Law, the Code of Hammurabi is a collection of actions and consequences. Covering situations ranging from the destruction of property to actions of domestic animals, the Code outlines a very strict and moral standard.
I must, then, even by understanding the articles’ intentions alone, conclude that the Code of Hammurabi favors the Mosaic Law more than does the Negative Confession. For further proof of this similarity, some portions of their contents can be considered.
One principle found in the Mosaic Law is that you must receive the same or equal infliction that you have unlawfully or incidentally put on another. This is displayed in the Code as “If a man has caused the loss of a nobleman’s eye, they shall cause him to lose one eye,” and in the Law as, “Wherever hurt is done, you shall give life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth…wound for wound.”
There is also similarity between the articles when they speak of an ox killing a human. The Law says that if an ox gored someone to death, it was to be stoned and not eaten, and the owner was guiltless. But if the ox “has for some time past been a vicious animal, and the owner has been duly warned but has not kept it under control… then the ox shall be stoned, and the owner shall be put to death as well.” Hammurabi’s Code says, “If a man’s ox be a gorer and has revealed its evil propensity as a gorer, and he has not blunted his horns … and then the ox has gored a free man and caused his death, the owner shall pay half a mina of silver.” We can see in both cases, that if the owner had neglected to tend to a violent ox, then he was responsible for a death caused by the ox.
Yet another example of their likeness is the documents’ rules about the destruction of property. Hammurabi’s Code speaks of a canal and dyke about which, if the dyke breaks causing the canal to destroy a man’s corn, the owner of the dyke “shall make good the corn that he caused to be lost.” The Mosaic Law refers to the accidental burning of another man’s field. In this scenario, the man responsible must “make restitution from his own field according to the yield expected; and if the whole field is laid waste, he shall make restitution from the best part of his own field or vineyard.”
These three cases, the “eye for an eye” principle, the case of death by ox, and the destruction of property, portray well the similarity between these two documents, and thereby help confirm my verdict that the Code of Hammurabi, rather than the Negative Confession, is more akin to the Mosaic Law.

10.05.2005

This wins the picture of the month for last month and this month! YODA IS THE MAN!... WAIT, MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SAID... YODA IS!

10.03.2005

DeAngelo Williams Saves the Day! 27-20 TIGERS!





A Study of the Mind...

The following is an example of what occurs everyday on every sidewalk and I dare say of every campus...

English was out the instant it began this morning, not something my class is unfamiliar with. After making my way outside I determined to go to the FIT and prepare for Calculus class. I commenced my journey north, down the long sidewalk (for I did indeed descend in elevation) outlining the west side of the campus. Around the halfway mark I spotted a classmatess from Economics, who I know but a little, about forty paces in front of me walking my direction.

Now, this distance takes me from 20 to 25 seconds to walk and with her almost doubling the progression, the confronting time between us was about 12 seconds. Naturally, I was prepared to acknowledge her when she passed by, but I wasn't going to gaze at her during the twelve seconds she didn't - this would be awkward and unnecessary. It would also not do to stare at the ground for that period of time acting like I hadn't noticed her and then right before she passed, look up and feign a surprised expression. No, certainly not.

So what dost I? I find other things to look at; I observe others who are nearby; I look for squirrels in the tree; I react to that abstract sound I heard behind me; I fill up space until she is about five paces from me, at which point I glance at her with a smile on face, and as she passes by, I say "Hey!" Then she is gone, and I do not feel that I have been unsociable.

What makes this a fascinating situation is that both entities endulge in the same process. Each knows the ropes, and in an unofficial and speechless agreement, have consented that such actions are acceptable. So it is everyday on every sidewalk of every campus!

10.01.2005

Foto Progression.




all fotos taken by andrew beauchamp with the Bruce's Rebel XT.