about Chuck Norris Facts

Some have questioned the humor and possibly the sense of what many know as Chuck Norris Facts. (No, they aren't jokes, they are all true.) We who are entertained by the facts do not enjoy them because they make a lot of sense; quite the contrary - they make No sense! The reason we find such humor in these "facts" is because we will just be reading some of them and suddenly one strikes us as funny and we burst out laughing - just because. This is what makes some of these so great is that in their nonsense, they still make us laugh - sometimes for a long time. Here are a few that have done just that to me...

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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